Here's My Folio.

So let's get down to it.
Here it is.
It's full of ideas, see.
I can do this job.
I'm proven.
Dynamic.
A hot creative.
But really, let's stop flirting.
I want this job now,
Not for awards,
Or to sell at the zeitgeist.
I just want money.
So one day soon,
Somebody can call me
Dad.