Tuesday, December 27

Love And Sedition, Aussie American Style

Please God, let me hate.
Let me hate and plot in good faith.
Let me plan vengeance and fire,
For I promise to target only those on the fringes,
We know you only help those who pray,
And for that I thank you.

Friday, December 23

I Guess I'm Using The Wrong Bait

And she said
don't you worry
there's plenty more fish in the sea.

And I fish
and I fish
and I never catch nothing.

And I said
but I do worry
you were my only porpoise.

And I fish
and I fish
and I never catch nothing.

Check the bait.
Not even a nibble.

And I fish
and I fish
and I never catch nothing.

Wednesday, December 21

My Gambling Problem

Lucky I don't gamble
Because
I'm the most unlucky

Man alive.