A Poem I Try To Recite When I'm Drunk But All Ways Get A Little Bit Wrong, Enough To Make An Arse Of Myself

Arse of myself? Who recites poetry? Who do I think I am? Stephen Friggin' Fry?

The Red Wheelbarrow
William Carlos Williams

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.