Big Brother: Last Week's Intruder Episode

715 It's raining. Poofs are still complaining about Zoolander for not showing respect etc.

716 Zoolander claims he taught David how to catch so he can play games with the rest. That's right he taught him how to catch.

718 Poofs comparing fragrances. Poofs really like this perfume task. Zoolander likes it more but.

723 Housemates get together to sort out their differences. Zoolander reckons there's people in the house who don't like him. Rob agrees.

725 Twitch says something to help the awkwardness but I didn't hear it because I was distracted by a little twitch.

727 Gretel is wearing a tablecloth.

728 Poofs can't stand Zoolander. Rob is on fire. Rob drops a zinger. "I'm not ready to compete with someone who has a great upper body and a headband."

733 Its time for Rob v Zoolander in private. "Talk to me love. What have I done?" They make up. Rob ends it. "Look at us. We're skipping and holding hands!"

737 Boring scene. When are the intruders coming? After the break says the tablecloth. Little clip of the first intruder. Can't see her face only hear her speak to camera. She reminds me of an older St Kilda barmaid.

742 Live to the house. Waiting on the intruders. Twitch yawns. No twitch!

743 1st intruder video. Perry looks like the aforementioned barmaid. She's rough. Proud mum. Can't stand lies. Boiler. Interview with the tablecloth. Can't stand people who"woind people up." 39 year old. Years haven't been particularly kind to her. Oldest ever housemate. Stopped smoking yesterday. After 24 years. Rough as guts. Says ohmygod a lot.

754 2nd intruder video. Darren. Snarly 19 year old student. His dream would be a job and a wife he adores. Shorter than the tablecloth. Teeth stay together when he speaks. Looks stoned. Did I say snarly? Reckons Claire is pretty attractive and " a bit of a sweetheart." Lots of pent up anger. Adjustment issues. Another rev head. Will be a mate of Ashley straight off. Says, "Gaylan annoys me."

803 Ad for the warm car. Fails to point out it's a warm car. Idiots.

804 Interview with Perry's daughter, Jaihden. Yes, that's exactly how it's spelt. JAIHDEN.

805 Perry enters house. First word. Cheezus! No one's seen her yet. Here goes. John hugs her and looks at her tits. "David you're absolutely gorgeous. Give us a kiss!" "How old am I? Who asked that question? 29 plus GST." Lots of hugging. She takes control of the room.

813 3rd intruder video. Lauren 22 year old blonde make up artist. Bisexual. Tall. "Can't stand skanky girls." Loud sleeptalker. "I don't need to be much better looking. Interview with the tablecloth. "Girls can be a bit funny with me at first. I get along with the boys" Thinks the Twitch is cute. Funny looking nose. She reminds me of Rex Hunt's beautician. Dull girl. Loose as. But dumb.

825 Darren to enter. "Hello! Hi I'm Darren."Dazza. Shakes all hands. David likes his shirt. Camilla is nuts. Too excited.

826 Awesome twitch. Long. Girls are going nutty. Already Dazz is talking to Ashley. They are getting along. Ashley wants football scores. not getting them. David is in love.

830 interview with Lauren's mum. Just found out her daughter is bisexual minutes ago when she announced it to the tv audience. Lauren is entering the house during up late tonight. Zoolander's barely said a word since the intruders entered.