His Story Always Repeats

You've
gone
and
done
it
again
haven't
you.

Time
and
time
again
you
never
learn.

You've
only
got
yourself
to
blame.

But no!

My maladies are biscuits.
I like to split them
and lick off the cream.

You're
just
saying
that.

Now
go
to
your
room.