Monday, May 21

Middle Urban Calamity #1

He said it. Once. Twice. Too many never agains and this is it, once and for alls.

“I’m going to quit this girl. She’s dumb as bat shit. I don’t care. I don’t care. I gotta quit this girl. She’s thick but fuck, she roots like fuck and wants to root all the time. I like that bit. I like that bit a lot.”

But the thick young girl was a witch and she was going to drop him in the shit like you wouldn’t believe. He’d be hung out to dry with nowhere to go, looking like a complete dickhead.

That or she’d love him.

Nothing would be worse.

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